what would you do in this situation (lol)?

heres what happened (lol). i was at my homies house all last weekend and we got f**ked up. well, i passed out saturday night at like 9:00 with my friend an his girl beside me. we all thought i haad alcohol poisoning so his girl took my shirt an shorts off to where i was just in my boxers so i could get cool. an i slept next to a fan.

well, i woke up the next day, we're eatin breakfast and they jokingly say "ay, you know we took a pic of your d**k and sent it to syd (another friend) right?" and i thought he was joking lol i came to school today and syd comes up to me and says "ay, i heard you got f**ked up saturday" and i said yea, how you know? he shows me a pic of my d**k.. O_o

then after school, my buddy jagger yells out "JACK! I SEEN YOUR D**K BRUH!" O_o

so, what do i do. retaliate? or just be like f**k it, people seen my d**k, so what...

Just be like yah mate that's my monster and i'm proud.

I'm going to be honest, you were all drunk and being idiots and this is just what happens.
Just keep it cool and watch the alcohol next time so this doesn't happen again.

eh, laugh it off and move on. i mean, there's way worse things than people seeing your d!ck.

Just be like "Well why you looking!?" that'll shut them up.

xx

go with the so what thing and move on with your life.